Actually it looks much cooler
That… that's a joke, right? Someone please tell me that page is a joke
They really made it, but I don't think they ever actually put it on the market.
They seriously made a console with a "chicken chamber"? Because that has to be the most American thing ever
Apparently its "coming soon" whatever that means lol
Why do I get the feeling the controller would be permanently greasy?
That's because the controller is just two drumsticks.
I’ve heard the console can dispense refresher towelets
I thought it was just mashed taters
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