Humans Against Shitting
Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it's disgusting!
Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it's disgusting!
I shit every day and can't stop. I can't control myself and my desire to shit is so strong, I find myself putting it before my family, friends, job, I'll even wake up in the middle of the night with the need to shit sometimes. This addiction impacts my life every day. If I don't shit, I start to think about it and worry.
I've got the solution!
Not eating!
Never eat a single thing again and you'll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!
It's free, easy and you'll look great as well!
Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.
It's simple, you just have to remind yourself of the difference between the words 'give' and 'take' a shit. You have to observe the direction of transaction, are you giving or taking?
And if you're taking a shit, well where the hell are you taking it to, and why? 🤔
When my dogs poo while I'm walking them, I have to take their shit from someone's lawn to my garbage can if that counts.
Well clearly you've identified the problem. If your dogs poo every time you walk them, then stop walking them and they'll stop pooing, problem solved 👍
Everybody jokes but one day there's going to be a Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx
market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU
Can't make this shit up 😂🤣
Yeah but this is for all humans, so forever. (I guess you could say they would all die though.)
Shitting is so wasteful. People dont know that you just have to hold it in for a while, so your body can fully utilize it.
Source: I am voice actor for GTA 6.
Pro tip - Simply eat a light meal of shirataki noodles, around 200 Cal. With any luck you can form your very own bezoar and rid yourself of this addiction for the rest of your life.
I imagine myself completely exploding after about a week of not shitting. It's still gonna make a shitty mess everywhere.