Truly, the more versatile name to use

"Make it so, number one."

"Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!"

"I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain."

Yep. Checks out.

Oh captain, my captain!

Or “your honor”:

Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?

Not incest but fraternization.

All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.

I’ll pass on this one

Ride me.
You got it boss.

Also the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?

They aren’t wrong

Couldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒

Captain Daddy.

Boats Boats Boats

unnecessarily gendered

Hmm

Exterior capn’ crunch. He’s not welcome in my bed. Too itchy.

Crunchitize me capn

I'm actually convinced