Celebrating Christmas in the bunker since Joe Biden made being white illegal.
I can hear the thought police drones flying overhead, zapping the poor Christians left on the surface. Please pray for my family.
"Puttin' on the Ritz"
You didn't get your mandatory Melanotan implants? Should have come in the mail with your Xi bucks.
As a Cis White Christian male, I have been afraid of going outside ever since JOE “Beijing” BRANDON and KAMALA “Communist” HARRIS were elected. It feels like I have a target painted on my back for being a red-blooded American... This country has become an authoritarian socialist dictatorship that hates individual freedom… 😢
As a fellow white Christian refugee, I'd be happy to share my extra food and supplies. Please just DM me the precise coordinates of your bunker and wait for the payload 
you won't like it, but if you pray to hezbollah it overloads the sensors on the drones and they crash out of the sky
Holed up deep in the Arctic taiga of Alaska with Santas guerillas. Rifle in one hand, month old McDonald's French fry (probably the last I'll ever have) in my other hand, trying to find some joy in the world
The fry should be hanging from your lip and smoldering like a cig. Smoking tato is the only manly smoke.
It’s genuinely so disheartening that even the non religious think this way. I’ve had Silicon Valley and Manhattan business types literally tell me the states they live in are socialist dystopias and how they are looking for remote work at these same mega corporations so they can live in a McMansion near Dallas.
"Remote work? You mean I can pay a guy in Tamil Nadu $15k a year to do your job? Thanks for the tip! " 
Thanks for saying "another kkkrakkka down" at kissinger's funeral, grandpa. It meant a lot to all of us.
Unlimited genocide on, you know, the thing
Meanwhile us remaining Non-White people trying to please the regime by covering up:
- our palms
- dry grass
- snow
If you are what you eat, and 
if I suck off enough non white commrades, will I be spared? I can make it a regular thing if it's only temporary. (Please say it's temporary)