You know the human rule?

Yup, could have been white, but no, black on dark purple it is

You're not supposed to want to do the truffle shuffle.

Alien: "Hey, it's a human! Do that human thing!"

Human: "Human... thing?"

Human: "Are we supposed to have a thing?? Did no one tell me? Am I supposed to have a thing!? Oh my god, am I even a human? What if no one told me cause I suck and-"

Alien: "Haha Perfect!"