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Fortnite Players Are Peeved About Solid Snake's Flat Ass

Fortnite Players Are Peeved About Solid Snake's Flat Ass - IGN

https://www.ign.com/articles/fortnite-players-peeved-solid-snake-flat-ass

Solid Snake, the recurring protagonist of the Metal Gear franchise, is making his Fortnite debut as a bonus skin offered in the Chapter 5, Season 1 Battle Pass. But the hunky assassin is no longer sporting his once-thick booty.

Fortnite Players Are Peeved About Solid Snake's Flat Ass - IGN

26 comments

Shalakushka

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Why would Epic do this when every woman in this game has a dump truck wider than her shoulders?

PerogiBoi

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Sometimes people like man butts.

captainlezbian

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I assume in part because every woman has an absolute dump truck

Chozo

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I remember a similar outrage when Snake was revealed for Smash Bros Ultimate.

And for good reason. He's canonically dummy-thicc.

Cralder

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And the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

ICastFist

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MUJ9iXxHk0

As a side note, if you ever try a crouching run, you'll realize real soon how it leads to a similar pair of thicc cheeks

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Macaroni_ninja

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Peak gaming journalism

ryven

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Why does this keep happening? As pointed out in the article, every time Snake shows up in a crossover his ass gets flatter. If they had caked him up, fans would be rejoicing, and instead everyone is posting old the Smash Bros. Brawl vs. Ultimate comparison pic.