"Suppose for the sake of argument, I grew a mustache, would I still look like myself?"
Ben Shapiro started growing facial hair because he got railed by Hasan for his baby face and strange chin, and in the days/weeks following that exchange he actively started growing a beard.
He is an insecure baby.
"Mom, can we get a Tony Dalton?"
"No, honey, we already have a Tony Dalton at home."
The Tony Dalton at home: