As a french, I'm sick about pretty blond girls that ask about everything because they are blond girls... Yes you're beautiful, no it's not a pass you can use anytime.
yeah but, like, would you share your joint with anyone? In my culture, if you're with friends, you puff and pass. But i don't think that applies to strangers walking up and asking you for a hit.
As a Frenchman who's really into live music I would, and I do! Yeah I know, COVID and shit but in the middle of a festival, having a blast and surrounded by like-minded people, if you ask nicely and I have some to spare I'll give you a joint without thinking twice!
If you are in the middle of the festival, the joint won't transmit that much more Covid than just being together.
Had one last pull a stranger walked up at a Rave wanting some so i blew down bis throat set and setting are important
And friends are a maybe, like I’m more likely to just pull another out of my pocket for someone I’d call a friend and just say fuckit here have a full one bud.
In Kentucky the stoner culture is that you don't light up, unless you have enough to share. That's the attitude I keep, so yeah, if a random stranger asks me for a hit, I'll probably just give them the rest and roll a new one.
I live in California now, but I started weed in KY
Yeah I'd rather just smoke, share and just let it be, that's the whole point in my mind, its just weed and not really worth getting mad about
Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there's a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there's a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:
The guy got a little bit confused and says:
Not really related but I found it extremely funny.
We in Chile we kiss only once. Right side of the face. The fist time I greeted a spanish woman I was confused as hell.
In France, they kiss between one and four times depending on the region, it's infuriating. I've just decided to not kiss any more. It's a stupid tradition, and it's a great way to catch colds anyway.
Of course not, it's a cultural means of sharing germs that quite literally saves everybody by helping share in the herd immunity.
No need to be phobic, it's barely worth worrying about considering your phone probably carries germs too hahaha
Come to the UK, we don't do any of that shit here. In Yorkshire we just nod and say "Alreight?" or "How do?" and that's it, job done.
Dutch/I think some Belgians also do 3. I'm sure there's some random place in France that would do that also.
There's no such thing as Middle Europe. Oder river separates Western Europe from Eastern Europe. That's it.
Central Europe: a term invented by the less eastern eastern europe so they stop getting called eastern europe
how many layers deep is this? the stereotypical european would say something like that. Or is that the joke and I'm just too simple to understand?
Haha it's absolutely the joke mate.
I, a European, objected to being stereotyped in any way so I proved the point by being oblivious to myself doing the exact same thing.
I don't think all Americans are fat and stupid. Some are actually pretty thin as it goes...
My brain changed the second word to Rammstein.
I'm just imagining Germans running around shouting "Du" at each other.
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do hats fit
Do hats fit my frog?
Do hats fit my frog?
Do hats fit my frog?
They do. His name is Zog!
I've been going to the store
How many hats should I buy for him?
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
I've been going to the store
How many hats should I buy for him?
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Do-do-du-loot-doot-dinna-lunna-loot! Dinnuna-oota-loot!
Thanks! It's an old creation of mine, but not totally mine.
The re-write was inspired by a comment that read:
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit my frog?
I saw that and wrote the rest.
fuck why can't i live in europe. almost every day i have the opposite experience where a well meaning midwest person tries to be friendly and my brain just...stalls and does something like this
It's mostly shitty pre WW2 buildings... They do look nice and give the city character I guess.
Punctuation doesn't grow on trees!
(I realise that would have worked better without the exclamation mark)
Was gonna say, I don't smoke but I was in upstate NY and a guy gave me a $20 to grab him a pack of smokes from a corner store while I was running in to grab a snack, and I thing I got like $1 and change back. I was appalled.
Yup. Gotta say though, it works. I've backed down from impulse buying a pack on several occasions because I didn't want to drop $20 for 30s of satisfaction
UK here, I used to smoke Joints with tobacco mixed in. Gave up tobacco but still liked a joint.
I moved to a dry herb vape, and now only smoke a Joint very occasionally when someone offers me a cigarette, which is very rare because of the price.
I go "Yeah thanks" and put it behind my ear and tell em I'll get 2 joints out of that later.
My cigarettes cost me $0.04.21 each, but when I smoked I rolled my own with a Top-O-Matic. An entire month worth of smokes still would only cost me $42.
That's ... not that much tbh. If you were to go to the bar with your friend once a month you could easily pay double, the cost of like two movie tickets and popcorn, etc etc
$0.04.21? But at 1:05.21, how much more expensive would they be?
What's the inflation like in your location?
Well, the inflation is the same as it is everywhere else in California, but I actually already inflated the price.
When I quit, the price was $0.03.42 per cigarette or $35 a month. I tended to smoke and give away around 1000 cigarettes per month when I smoked.
At $0.10.521 per cigarette, that would cost me $105.25 a month.
Once at a railway station in Krakow some polish guy asked me if I would like to cum in his mouth.
Ah well, you live you learn
to cum in people's mouths when the opportunity presents iteself.
Sure, I guess I just imagined it will be easy to find people to cum in their mouths later in my life so I simply ignored this one random opportunity. Had I known how much time will I have to wait to actually cum in someone's mouth... And how difficult it is to find a random person offering this. It pretty much never happens.
Not my experience though i think i do remember hearing rumors or memes about something similar few years ago.
Mfs talmbout not needing unions, and then turning around and getting the worst work conditions and ending up in a perpetual state of "this is fine".
Real. solidarność is not even an yellow union, it's anti-union. During 15 years after its victory Poland was deindustrialized, deunionized and had its already flimsy labour law not even applicable for 50% of jobs. solidarność still exist as the biggest "union" and mostly does things like supporting PiS, doing all possible manner of church servilism and sabotaging other unions.
Well damn, didn't know that. Mostly Polish people tend to be glib about the goings on of Poland proper, mostly because the ones I've met get defensive and are just generally dismissive of ideas like joining a local union without actually properly telling me why they're hesitant.
In my country Polish labourers have kind of been abused as a workforce, but they kind of seem okay being abused as a workforce - when they're not in deep argument over the phone with their agencies. But even then, instead of actually organising in any way, they just accept their fate so to speak, acting all tough, when getting less in the negotiation process and worse contracts generally.
It's gotten to a point where I think employment agencies should be illegal, because they serve more or less as labour "handlers", trying to screw over pretty much anyone, and even technically breaking the law sometimes, all to save their clients (the actual employers) a buck. Trying to withhold overtime, vacation pay, sick days, etc.
This has also lead to a race to the bottom, whereby no youngsters in this country wants to work construction anymore. It's all been cost cut and widdled down to a point where only foreign labour wants to work in those conditions. That's bad.
I'm not against foreign labour, but using foreign labour to manipulate and subvert the local labour market is not cool, and again, I'm not blaming Polish people. I mean get the bag, lol.
But still, greedy asshats are at it again. What's the next market they're gonna fuck up? Who knows?
Also, I'm hopeful for the political turn of events in Poland ^^ I'm not that fond of liberals, be they neo, classic or "social democrat", but I think it was about time to take the PiS out of Poland.
What's your take on Tusk and the new government?
In Poland there is mostly no choice anyway, unions only exist in state owned workplaces and big private, plus also in the administration. And often it's the solidarność which have way closer ties to boss, local PiS bonzos and priests than to workers. Therefore often the choice is to antagonise the boss for basically nothing and end up even worse just with extra steps or just eat the shit up but retain the job. I think the historical trauma after solidarność also lingers still.
I’m not against foreign labour, but using foreign labour to manipulate and subvert the local labour market is not cool, and again, I’m not blaming Polish people. I mean get the bag, lol.
Sure. We are on both ends of that stick actually. I remember around 2013+ the job market was finally getting a bit better, largely due to lots of people going to west EU for years, and of course local porkys started to grumble loud that they are forced to raise wages and give people some benefits or maybe even employ them on real contracts instead of trash gigs. And when year later, Ukraine had a coup and started to hit their people with yet another round of shock therapy causing massive economic emmigration, voila! Polish govt drastically lowered all formalities and restrictions for them (while at the same time very loudly protesting against few thousands Syrians which EU wanted to place in Poland) which resulted in 2+ million Ukrainians immigrating to Poland with expected result of social dumping.
What’s your take on Tusk and the new government?
Tusk is undobtedly better than Kaczyński, since he's more pragmatic and realistic, but still he's the absolutely old neoliberal vulture, worse, a successful old neoliberal vulture, along with Kaczyński those two are the most veteran politicians on the top of Polish politics (Kaczyński is longer in it but he got significant period of being ousted in the 90's).
This is of course very low bar, and i expect the harsh austerity, but i at least hope they won't try any funny meddling in the Ukraine war.
I don't know any Polish stereotypes, but I do know a Polish joke.
Why does The New Polish Navy have glass bottomed ships?
::>!So you can see The Old Polish Navy!<::
That's not true. Poland don't have any new ships.
Well one patrol boat but we build it something around 19 years so i doubt it count as "new".
I once was hiking in the Tatras and upon reaching a part that was more difficult, heaved a sigh and said "Pizdec". Everybody laughed, even people from further away.
Well depend on which side you were, in Czech it means iirc "fuck", in Polish we have related word "piździec", usually used in "ale piździec" or "ale piździ" which means roughly "it's windy as fuck here" - pretty relevant in Tatras.
That was stereotype, also now we have cities where there are 2+ cars per capita.
Nah, partially because we were buying all the German crashed cars for years, but mostly because Poles after 1989 eaten up the car culture especially the part of car being status symbol.
romania (and the rest of eastern europe) have almost non-existent theft rates compared to literally all of western/northern europe, except for spain and portugal because everyone in those two are poor so there's nothing to steal anyways
generally the more prosperous/capitalist the people in a country are the higher the rates of stealing are. this says a lot about our society
romania (and the rest of eastern europe) have almost non-existent theft rates
That's because all the thieves went to steal in the west
To understand Romanian culture, first you must understand şmecherie (more an in-joke than a stereotype, but whatever, I stand by it).
Respond, yes they are the same price. This place doesn't sell cigarettes, I will sell you at same price as beer.
I would totally see myself doing that. You do me a favor I‘ll do you one. Simple as.
Sometimes true but not always. I've had coworkers from the UK all the way to the middle east who were always happy to buy drinks and were more generous, I suspect many from across the commonwealth, and greco roman world tend to take gifts of food more fairly.
Much of China having gone through multiple famines tends to have a different food culture though which probably makes people come off rude to each other
With the French guy on this. Weed is expensive even when legal, and if it's not, you really don't want to share it with any rando because you can get pegged for distribution.
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Americans are so dumb they think “Europeans” are a thing. It’s a continent. 50 countries with 50 different cultures.
Is the European Union not a thing anymore? Does being a part of that not make you European? What does European mean if not for people who live in Europe?
To be fair America has 50 different states and a lot of them have totally different cultures. Texas compared to new york for example. Would that not make your statement equally as dumb?
The European Union is a union and not a country, the EU is pretty irrelevant here since there are lots of Europeans that don't live in a member country. There are lots of cultural differences and languages.
Of course everyone in Europe is European but generalising Europeans that really doesn't have that much in common (except living in Europe) is most often pretty stupid. Europe is very diverse in culture, climate, economy, politics, etc.
and europeans are so dumb they think "americans" are a thing. its a country, with states sometimes bigger than most of europes countries
Imagine thinking anything that's pretty much 300 years old is anywhere close to the rest of the world.
This comment reads like someone smugly shitting their pants because someone they don't like said they'd win the next time they gambled on a fart.