"I'm not asking you who's on second."
"Who's on first!"
"I don't know."
(together) "Third base!"
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
IninewCrow, do you like movies about Gladiators?
Always found it weird that About and Costello used non traditional US names back then, the joke makes more sense now
Made me smile but I was wondering if this works with both pronunciations of "cant" and "caunt":
Still funny though.