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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast

Erratic behavior observed in some sharks could be result of them ingesting bales of cocaine cast overboard by passing traffickers

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Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.

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sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

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I get "crack baby" vibes from this piece

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"Crack Baby Shark" would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.