Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release
The stupidity and cringe of this comment is what made it funny if you y'all didn't understand
Why does a ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider need PHP? I imagine it's a typo'd Phillips-head screwdriver factory that got lost in the conversion to producing star-spangled torx screws.
Look, just because PHP doesnβt have multiple inheritance doesnβt mean you canβt wildly overengineer everything.