"Every time I had a problem, I threw a Molotov C4 at it and then I had a different problem"
Someone expand this with more franchises...
Farscape: "Hi god, it's me, John. If you're out there, give me a sign!" Scorpius: "You're out of your mind John."
Dr. Who: (David Tennant) "It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!" (Second frame) pouty face
Okay, lost it at pouty face.
Firefly: Book: "I believe there’s a power greater than men, a power that heals." Mal: "Reavers might take issue with that philosophy."
He was such a a quitter. One suicide and he gave up. He just needed to jump back and give her a motivational speech when she was a child and presto! Timelord Victorious!
"One man's ceiling is another man's floor."
"A fools paradise is a wise man's hell."
"...Never run with scissors?"
"Like a midget at a urinal .... I was going to have to stay on my toes"
- Lt Frank Drebin
I swear, Bojack has ruined me. I can't read the phrase "let's find out!" And not hear it in Paul F. Thompkins' voice
Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What do they know? Do they know things?? Let’s find out!!!
Star Trek Voyager. It's from an episode where Harry Kim gets translocated to a planet that sends people through a subspace hole to die. The man pictured takes Kims "return from the afterlife" as an opportunity to question his planets belief in the life after death.
That episode is probably my favourite episode of Voyager so far (but I'm not very far into it yet). The idea of the culture shock that would come to a whole society when they find out all at once that death is a real thing is fucking crazy and they cover it really well.
Classic Jack O'Neill (not to confuse with Jack O'Neil with one l, who has no sense of humor at all, but at least one atomic bomb for the same purpose).