In all seriousness though Chuck Norris is a right wing weirdo who believes Climate policy is a con game designed to usher in a "one world order" and that evolution isn't real.
Just a couple of chuck facts for the day.
If you have to use an /s, you've effectively failed at sarcasm. Kinda like those memes where the top text has an explanation in parenthesis.
On the one hand, Chuck Norris is a weird fucking guy these days.
On the other hand, in the golden age of memes back in like 2011 or whatever, I made a Chuck Norris fact that wasn't so well received:
Chuck Norris can speak in cursive.
I thought it was pretty good.
The following are the twelve points that guide Mr. Norris' life:
10 is boot kicking horse shit. Also, pretty sure he didn't respect the president when it was Obama.
edit: Yup. Here's Chuck Norris predicting 1000 years of darkness if Obama wins the election.
That is disappointing, I've been watching Chuck Norris stuff lately and wasn't aware of any of this. Dude is actually insane.