I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.
Am trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account
So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.
Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.
You're supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.
Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.
You're talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?
Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious
He looks like he'd piss on something he's not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I'm sure he's being his best self.
I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.
Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?
You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.
I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.
I’m pretty sure that they don’t want to splatter piss on the trailer, regardless. Anyway, there’s this function vehicles can do called “stopping” and truckers are required to do it for several hours each day. At those times, if they’re not lazy pricks, they can pour out their piss bottles or put them in a trash can versus just throwing them on the street or in a parking lot.
Why are people acting like vehicles can’t stop? The only choice is to throw a bottle of piss out the window while traveling at highway speeds?