Ya volví de mi auto exilio \[T]/
Omelette du fromage?
More like tortilla de queso
¿Que?
Crème de marron maison
Translation according to Google translate:
"I found in the garden what looks like an old Christmas decoration from the early 1800s."
The guy is mistaken. It is a troll gem, not a Christmas decoration.
Finders keepers
It's a door stop people calm down!
Se ve que tiene setecientas primaveras
Que linda silla
fui yo, hola
