i would say im a maximum 15 minute drive away from a cow at any given time.
i would say im a maximum 15 minute drive away from a cow at any given time.
We have the right to graze on federal lands! We’ll take over the office! I was low on butt plugs anyway
Sad answer is that live not too far from an active abbatoir. So, unfortunately not that far away.
i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.
As the crow flies, or actual travel time? 'cos there's, like, an hour difference between those.
It depends on whether or not the rodeo is in town. For one month a year, I am 15 minutes away from many cows.
10-20 miles. Although, knowing my neighbors, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was one within a couple miles right now.
Like an hour, buggers are everywhere creating some issues. I don't like them eating the plants. :(