Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You're thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil' Romeo.
I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a "he" was over the line.
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character's name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?
Not true! It's only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it's above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
What if Zelda wasn't a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there's the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.
I saw an opportunity for a Pulp Fiction quote and I took it. It did require a slight misreading of your comment, granted.