would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work
soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.
TMYK
In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.
When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such
Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration
If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after
Basic science, really
Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^
to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?
