A bench and a swing and more hooks than you can imagine

We can have a giant gay sex room AND a weed smoking patio, right?

No makerspace? Hmmm... can I use the table in the corner of the gay sex room at least?

I want bleachers in my gay sex room.

Ok but where’s the dungeon?

Can't I have a decently sized kitchen and a gay sex room?

Why you got a 12 car garage when you only got 6 cars?

I like it. With a gay sex room that big, who even needs an abortion closet?

Boywife kitchen sounds good