Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
With a bit of extra thought, you'd have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.
I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I'm clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn't going to go up from that point.
I hate that toilet. There's no little shelf for your comic book or to play army men on while you go.
You see that big ass block high up on the wall? That's the tank for flushing. It's connected to the toilet through that pipe
Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?
Nope there's a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.
Having been in a few Turkish toilets with questionable sink/toilet proximity/orientation whilst unsure which end was going to go next, I have appreciated such convenient conveniences.
Idk who in the world pukes into the sink. Seems like you're risking a clog that is going to suck to fix. Pro tip: keep a trash can in your bathroom in the event you need to shit and puke at the same time. Then just dump the puke into the toilet.
As I have found out, if it's coming out both ends like hot water, there's nothing to clog a sink.
Idk man, when my meals aren't digested all the way because it's from my stomach, it can be pretty chunky. I've also done both at once and a bucket is easier and more comfortable than leaning over the sink anyway.
looks like the photo has a serious amount of fisheye effect going on (those floor tiles are probably square in real life no?). i'm not sure it'd fit at all the other way, let alone with any room to move past it...
Honestly, rotating the toilet 90° would make this good. I learned that it has advantages being able to lean your head against the wall while shitting. Having salmonella a very small apartment in Tokyo made me appreciate that convenience.😆
I've seen it with the toilet close to the wall. Wouldn't say its the badest of the bad real estate, but the toilet placement is a lil bit weird.
Yes! In Berlin too, although this is a particularly egregious example.
This layout comes from taking one room from an old small apartment and turning it into the kitchen and bathroom. Because the kitchen has to have a larger minimum width, this is what you're left with for the bathroom lol
mine is really narrow like this, but the back of the toilet is on a 'long' wall, so it 'sticks out' instead. meaning you cannot sit straight on it without your knees hitting the wall. you have to step over it to get to the shower. and no window, or fan--or heat for that matter, either.
had one with a steam heater not right in front of it but just off to the side. My wife got knee surgery and could not use it for months.
That looks like a bathroom from a building around 1880-1910 that I have seen several times in Gründerzeit buildings in Germany
The Speisekammer 2/3 of the height under the window and entered from the kitchen is missing. But despite that it looks like the average Berlin Bathroom.
From my Dutch understanding of German Speisekammer is 'food room', so what's that doing in a bathroom?
Or am I missing something?
Kitchen and Bathroom were usually next to each other. In the kitchen is a small door to a room with a small window. This room has about 2/3 of the floor height. Is was used as a kind of refrigerator (by opening the window). In the bathroom is only a channel above the Speisekammer with a small window, which is only to get the perfume out.
Picture: https://www.architektur-froebel.de/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/altes-WC.jpg
Floorplan' https://www.yourplaceberlin.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/GRUNDRISS.jpg
Heyyy idid my bathroom the same and it actually looks ok if you have the curtain behind the toilet
With the wrong hangover you know someone's gonna take that toilet out when trying to get around it / forgetting it's there
