Why would I want to take anything from you, when I could give you plenty of pleasure instead?
If you had posted this a few hours earlier I would have had an extended bathroom time and would have been late for work. π€ͺ
As the reason seems to be the satisfaction of your needs at home, we will have to find a solution to satisfy them at work. So whenever you feel slightly unsatisfied you must expose yourself to me or a male colleague and help us to cover you with our juices.