Geordi has to deal with this all day.

Disaster in Klingon: Qugh
[source]

That seems easier to do than 'd i s a s t e r'

You haven't played Scrabble till you've played it in the original Klingon!

That explains all the blood wine in the bowl.

You'll never get a woman, all you'll ever have is embarrassing holodecking directions. The writers hate you.