https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-johnson-wife-website-homosexuality-bestiality-incest_n_653fd7a9e4b0ae2dc0b49d17
HuffPost first reported on Kelly Johnson's counseling service that likens LGBTQ+ people to people who have sex with animals and family members.
disagreement with one’s biological sex, is sinful and offensive to God
"Intersex people don't exist. Stop making up words. If a baby has multiple sex charistics then OF COURSE surgical intervention is needed to force a binary choice. God doesn't make mistakes, but sometimes he does a whoopsie."
These people refuse to understand human biology because their goddamn Bible has already told them everything they want to know. Yet they have the gall to laughingly repeat "iT's bAsiC BiolOgY" without a clue to their ignorance.
Reading and comprehension are two different things. They have likely read the bible. If they believe in hell and quote Leviticus as though it represents Christian law then they have failed to comprend it.
They had their stories preached to them by their pastor, they haven't read shit. 54% of American adults read below a 6th grade comprehension level. These people operate on their own fan fiction and head canon.
God doesn't make mistakes, but sometimes he does a whoopsie.
They think this sounds quippy like they're in a sitcom, whereas really they sound like an under-educated five year old
I want so badly what they mean by woopsie. Like....if God is capable of an woopsie, then he is not infallible.
So....is he God or not?
I can't tell if that intersex quote is real or not.
The crazy has become so normal i can't be sure.
It doesn't but Jesus does he's pretty clear he says
'be fuckin nice to people you shit heads"
i may be paraphrasing but that is what he's trying to get across
literally we gotta take him back tbh
dude was a highly sarcastic political activist who was mocking the roman emperor and got killed for it.
when he said drink my blood, eat my flesh. dude was tongue in cheek mocking the cults at the time being so dramatic and also embracing this identity that Jewish people are evil and use curses and blood magic shit.
His mom was next level. Gets drunk, fucks around, gets pregnant. She tells people that the kid is actually the son of a god and people eat that shit right up. Joseph though.. That poor guy had to be in some serious denial. That dude was probably like Charlie from Me, Myself & Irene.
“If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away.”
If masturbation is a sin, there should be a fuck ton of one handed christians out there.... Just sayin'.
If they are going to believe in a god but then deny, abuse and destroy nature, which could only be thought of as their god's expression in physical form, doesn't that make these people blasphemous heretics by their own definition? Unfortunately, these "religious" fucks are just liars who in reality think they know better than whatever god they act like they believe in. They'll abuse and destroy anything in their path because to them noone and nothing has actual value. The only important thing to them is their own imagined version of the divine.
People seem to think religious people do things because their religion demands them. That is not how this works.
Their id demands it. Their ego demands it. Then in the cold light of morning. They had to do it. For God.
Conservatives always link bestiality and homosexuality, because they see gay people as no more than animals, subhuman. So of course a subhuman would just fuck everything else subhuman, so they make that fucked up link that having sex with another consenting adult, somehow means you're gearing up to fuck animals.
They or his wife wants to fuck dogs and is projecting.
I never considered that aspect of it, horrible. Bad enough equivocating people that do those things with someone's preference. 'Subhuman' is beyond. I just can't understand caring that much who someone else loves let alone hating for it.
The Internet never forgets.
https://web.archive.org/web/20230330184244/https://www.onwardchristiancounseling.org/
This is how you funnel money to people in government positions. Their spouses give "talks" across a "wide variety of timely topics" for money.
TL;DR; I'll just fill in the punchline from all of the previous, similar news articles: Mike Johnson and his wife are self-loathing sexual deviants. Got it.
I read the title and thought “wow that’s unexpectedly cool of her to proactively go after terrible homophobic websites and get them taken down somehow…“. Then I read a little bit more and realized it was HER website. Of course.
THANK YOU for explaining!!! I didn't read the article (heh) and I was like, "what the hell is with all these comments? Who are these people???"
"Wide Stance" is a reference to the long-time R senator from Idaho who was busted by a detective at the Minneapolis airport while apparently looking to have anonymous gay sex in a restroom. It seems the way guys would signal their interest to each other was by playing footsie between the stalls, and Craig's excuse was he is a 'wide guy' which somehow turned into 'wide stance'.
Also, check out the recipe he submitted to the Congress Cooks! cook book (which was really hilariously horrible, btw, it's gone now but used to be on a site called virtualcities):
https://dinnerisserved1972.com/2012/10/03/wiener-wednesday-super-tuber/
The Super Tuber. Most homoerotic entree I have ever imagined... you are supposed to take a potato, cut a hole through it, grease it up, then shove a hot dog through the middle.
The show Boston Legal has a bit about this. William Shatner's character is trying to take a dump and gets accused of soliciting gay sex. This is also the episode where his phone makes the Star Trek communicator whistle.
If you're going to be homo- or transphobic (por qué no los dos?) I way you need to own that shit. This conservative whitewashing of their closely held beliefs when the light suddenly shines on them is doubly disgusting.
I believe that's part of the Republican mantra though. Say a bunch of awful things, then immediately deny that you said it. To what effect, I have no clue.
They’re testing the fences. This is how fascism creeps in mostly under the radar.
They say something egregious and gauge the response. If it gets too much backlash, they dial it back a bit, but each outrageous move normalises fascism a bit more until people are unknowingly accepting things that would have been unthinkable a few years before.
By the time people notice, discourse is so broken it’s nearly impossible to go back without seismic (and often deadly) social change.
They made the point to the people they wanted to (could it be one of their favorite accusations ....virtue signaling?) and then claim they removed it because they're being persecuted by WOKEys and the Bad Liberal Media.
If she actually believed her own bullshit then she would be GLAD that she has a more prominent platform from which to spread her beliefs.
Next up: Conservatives call Mike Johnson a groomer for his wife taking down site comparing homosexuality to bestiality, incest
Why does this guy look like someone asked an AI to create a real life Alfred E. Neuman with glasses? It's uncanny.
This is arguably a bad thing. The damage her shitty website could do is nothing compared to the damage that her husband can do if they're successful in whitewashing his history. They haven't stopped believing these things, they just don't want the public to know they believe these things.