Me: makes meme with this template Me: comes here and sees this immediately after. Glad we're on the same page? ;)
I rolled 36 damage, but fudged my to hit roll and shot my crewmate in the foot instead.
I immediately had a flashback to that sci-fi oneshot that Ashley Johnson ran over on Critical Role.
Look at this fat cat over here with double digits on his dice. My best is like a 2.6.
I get the sentiment but it's hard to have a good roll with a large negative modifier like many people have.