It'll feel like a jream

When I first got an apartment with my wife, she brought an old denim couch from her parents' basement.

It was old and the foam was worn out, but aside from that it was surprisingly comfortable. It resisted the cat scratching pretty well. I would totally be open to buying another one some day.

NGL I love the storage with the pockets.

Goddamn it now I want a couch with pockets. For snack, beer/cup holder, all kinds of tiny things. I'd never have to leave again.

Jouch...that sounds like the noise I'd make upon seeing this monstrosity.

me browsing this on my KDE Kouch:

That’s a love jeat

Anyone sleeping in this couch would technically be kissing someone's ass. Assuming this were used jeans.

Honestly, a couch with pockets seems useful.

You've done it. You've finally done it. You've drove me over the edge. The blood is on your hands now.

I’ll bring my jorts!

On the lips would be fine.

Not just any jream. A fever jream.

Josh

Why does this look so comfortable?

You could call it a "jeansterfield."

Canadian casting couch

but is it a dʒream or ʒream?