Help the CCCCCCPEEPEE stole my ass AND my balls

Get yourself a new ass off of the cat, gain it's strength

AND your balls? What are you going to sit on now!?

Bullshit, owls have neither asses nor balls. I will not abide this baseless slander.

You can't poop or pee now what are you gonna do

Refrain from practicing Falun Gong - the CCCP's organ harvesting agents cannot resist the rich, pure asses and balls that result. Practicing dirty communist qigong should keep you safe

Where doth the owl store its balls, forsooth?