I (was :( ) wearing a cute dress
you must be a professional quote maker
Fexing. Like sexting but on fax. Girls gone fax. Fax me your boobs. OnlyFax?
You need to fix your post text, but I don't know how.
https://xkcd.com/541/
There really is an XKCD for everything.
(I do it like this btw :D )
I eat half my crispy chicken club I get extra mayonnaise, it's a mess
Not a poem I've heard in a long time but one I always welcome hearing