https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/russian-president-vladimir-putin-suffers-cardiac-arrest-in-presidential-bedroom-an-insider-group-reveals/news-story/c02c8dff64dd79a4c8e53bec6ae8f3d8
Russian President Vladimir Putin has reportedly suffered a cardiac arrest following months of speculation over his health.
"Bro when you were at the club, I was already the president of like 5 different countries. You will never be at my level, bro"
He is, but only of Bir Tawil
Professor Oak: "Everyone focuses on him being the current monarch of England and president of Australia, under the puppet government of, what was his name again?"
Ah Fox News Australia, they took a break from gloating about the failed referendum and posting videos of their smug hosts laughing at "lefties" to bring you this banger lol.
An anonymous source has claimed that the Sky News room completely fabricates news about Putin's impending death and then collectively faps to it as it airs. The editor collects everyone's 'contributions' and smears them over a giant vinyl poster of the Russian President, and then the newsroom staff take turns sliding over it like a giant slip-n-slide, insider groups have revealed. After months of speculation, this startling news has sent shockwaves through other Western media newsrooms. Special interest groups have explained that the other news rooms do not wish to be seen to be upstaged by Sky News in terms of sexual deviancy. Sources close to the notorious vinyl poster claim to have noticed a musty aroma similar to one found in the White House press briefing room, prompting speculation as to a connection.
Even Business Insider claims 'General SVR' full of shit lmfao
Nah, it's just the recurring cope when things aren't going their way. It's the equivalent of not studying for your exam and hoping the teacher gets sick and doesn't show up.