Mamma mia, those-a woke-a devs feminized my vidy-a

stoic serious hero

bing bing wahoo man?

NoA is going to have to give Mario angry eyebrows, too.

I wish i had the free time required to be angry about everything.

stoic serious hero

So how do they feel about crossdressing Link?

Fellas, is it gay to be a cartoon goofball?

the Big N

You can't even speak its name awoooooh. The big N conspiracy to turn the character models gay.

The last sight of many a commie

edit: jfc there's an emote for everything

Mario is peak alpha male. He bing bing whaoos without caring what lesser beta males think. Drives a go kart. Girlfriend is a princess (MONARCHIST?) Nintendo wants to strip him of his alphaness.

I want to believe this is satire.

⬆ what this person wants Mario to look like, presumably

They even got rid of his famous catchphrase, "Do-a your duty, and leave-a the rest to fate"

Stoic serious mario is such a good bit lmao

it's gay to wear hats now

guys the new game is chibi that's all that's going on it's literally just a thing they did to all of the characters in this one game

Here you go because I am not a lib!

Stoic serious hero

This is Baby Mario erasure.

That's funny I was literally watching the trailer earlier mildly impressed that Nintendo gave Mario such animated and varied animations while running and hopping around. He looks so determined while doing the Naruto run