Everyone here posts like they're trying to get on the site tagline and it shows
smh libs
dont you dare you fucking liberals
my entire point would turn from a mockery of you into a mockery of me
I will rip off your foot and throw it at you like the bush shoe
you can't just put whatever you think is funny on a tagline, it doesn't make sense, thats not funny
having a real 'im not the messiah' moment but for site tagline
no none of this whole post is going to be a tagline or i will put eggs in your pillow sack
like no
stop
no more posting
no none of this whole post is going to be a tagline or i will put eggs in your pillow sack
like no
stop
n
tgaline
why are you bullying me like thisacceptance is surrender, surrender is death, I will never let my posting be commodified into your liberal circlejerk
no no no no no wait wait wait wait 
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!
"Sir, a second tagline has hit the thread."
👈 this is youhalf the taglines are liberals complaining, therefore you have been honoring liberals
Your website is like bait, we were drawn to it like art thief to a van Druys. You thought you were in the clear? Though luck, kid. You thought you were so vigilant. But in reality, you were a poster who was so blind.
there was a whole spiel but this was the tagline
Oh I know about the backstory, just wanted to relish in the complete dish...
It's actually referencing a Poirot episode where van Druys is a fictional artist and "you thought you were so vigilant but in reality you were so blind" was a line from the episode. Fun times back in the chapo.chat days
Here's a transliterated copypasta https://hexbear.net/post/145322
I'm guessing the original either fell victim to the modlog or the server/data archival thing
edit: and then the site ACTUALLY CRASHED on the 22nd for completely unrelated reasons lmao
tbh no I was just taking the opportunity to call yall libs and head back to brunch
Im going to scramble your intestines into a sphere and dunk it through your face like a basket ball
I literally never thought about this honestly, but now I wonder if anything I ever posted became a tagline
Idek how to become a tagline is it like a vote or self nomination process drawing straws idgi
No clue. I've seen one quote from a previous account of mine (not banned, just wanted a new one) in a tagline and no one has sent me any royalties at all. I am livid
Okay hear me out. You know how sometimes the taglines pull your username to be like "[Username] needs to log out"? I wonder if they could do one where it pulls your third-from-oldest comment or something, so everyone thinks they've got a line up in lights.
Yeah it's mean tbf because who knows what their comment would be, and they may think it's shown to everyone not just them, and even if it is shown to just themselves it may not be something they want to revisit. It's actually a really shit idea but fun to entertain for half a second before you think it through.
Oh, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, probably better not to then. I was just thinking it would be a crestfall to think you got a tagline and then realize you didn't, which is lower stakes
I see what you're doing here you're trying to make me cum so you commies can steal my precious vidoly fluids but I will never cum I took so many drugs to make my brain normal that my weiner doesnt work anymore and this is my application to the VOLCEL vanguard Alexa send post
I do enjoy it. It seems to dictate speech enough to have some linguistic effect. I actually like the flavor that has evolved out of it.