The original take hits harder.
Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person Man
Is he depressed?
Or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man, Person Man
Triangle Man
Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They have a fight
Triangle wins
Triangle Man
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
I did not read it that way at first. It's so much better now that you said that.
Wakes up late
Gets a coffee
Hits on Kathy
Can't pay rent
He can't rhyme
Cuz he sucks at life
If you're gonna do the spider-man thing you can't just leave it hangig at the end...
Depressed 🎵
Sucks to be human man 🎶🎶
