Check out "A Classic Horror Story" on Netflix. It's an Italian film, and a well paced 90 minute romp.
I tried so hard to see what everyone else sees in those movies. I guess I just don't get it.
Totally fair.
For me it's practical effects and characters in danger. Some of us just want a straight up murderfest that's a hard R. Plus, it's the meanest movie franchise I've seen. It was refreshing, honestly.
I know it's Brendan Fraser, but my mind keeps screaming "That's Meatloaf's not famous Brother!"