There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke's as old as the Parthenon.

There's no chance the Greeks were the first to have threesomes.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...

Yes, there was a reason that they went to war for Hellen of Troy. The reason were tons over tons of contracts, promises and agreements, that literally forced the whole mainland Greece to help Hellen's husband return her from Troy.

One of the terms for anal sex is "Greek" though..

Technically, shouldn't there be no reason to go to war?

I mean, she also looked like this.