Sees Uncle John's Bathroom Reader: "I see you are a cat owner of scholarship and refinement."
I considered moving this hefty tome from the video as a gesture of humility, then thought to myself, what kind of scholar am I, who feels the need to hide my savoir-vivre?
I don't think so, she only does that after the shower has been running. I think condensation builds on the handle. Vet says she's in perfect health so ¯_(ツ)_/¯