My fellow Americans, one hour ago I authorized a Navy Seal strike on a pineapple under the sea.
Aye aye Mr President.
We've already nuked them once, how worse could it be?
Aye aye mr president.
We'll blow them all up and teach them, you'll see!
Aye aye mr president.
If glorious revenge is something you miss
Aye aye mr president
Then drop me a bomb and blow up some fish!
Aye aye mr president
Ready!?
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My grandmother, who passed away last week, kept a beautiful portrait over her fireplace of the goatse guy flying a jet into the twin towers.
the funniest thing is that i don't think i've seen a single person actually be offended by it, but everyone thinks that people will get offended by it