Mansquito? Dracula? Fine. A really big frog? That's where I draw the line

Mansquito is my Grindr name. But I don’t suck blood.

Big frogs are full of prizes and value. That's why they make good piñatas.

I'm 90% sure this was a Mad Lib.

I know that Dracula is the name of a specific guy, but there's something so cute about saying "a dracula" that I can never be annoyed about reading it

I mean it makes sense, the first examples will remove your blood cleanly, the later ones will make a huge mess and are more likely to kill you.

word salads, that either come from 5 years old

or some drunk adult person

I used to not be worried about really big frogs and now I still am