TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.
Wish I'd taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.
But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can't afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.
Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.
Recursive issue, tbh.
Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.
without being able to unplug or replace any cables
Oh! Oh! Here's where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.
Short version: It's a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.
Even when you're sleeping the system is still operating. So since it's not 100% active nor completely off it's a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.
Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause
Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!
These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.
That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.
Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you're not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.
I'm going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I'm planning on having it be eye sex.
This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.
God's is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.
That's why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they'd fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise
As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management... pretty low bar to clear
The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.
