Two small, landlocked countries on opposite sides of the world declare war on each other (as a joke)

The new government in Niger will no longer let Paraguayan aggression stand

I mean, Austria has been waging a one-sided war against Bolivia and Paraguay for centuries

Me in Civilization VI hee hee

War has broken out here on the Australio-Hongkongese border.

Uzbekistan vs Lichtenstein, the only two landlocked countries that border only landlocked countries. There can only be one!