The last Goth girl who I thought was gonna sacrifice me ended up just telling me she only liked me as a friend, not as a human sacrifice. Thats life I suppose.
I was out for a meal with friends just before the pandemic, waitress was a heart-stoppingly beautiful goth lady. I'd had a few drinks and blurted out "Oh my gosh, I would sacrifice my firstborn to you"... without skipping a beat she replied "Deal". Legendary response to a drunken fool.
Saint Peter like "damn dude, come on in, fucking legend, bar is on the right, tell Gabriel to pour one for ya on me"
Well, let's compare our options here, shall we? We realistically have.two ways to leave this world:
If we look at number two which is not the immediate choice for most I think, at least you go out with black candles, pentagrams, music that is somehow too techno and groovy and too emo at the same time and gargoyles and dragons made from black coated epoxy resin all around you, perhaps even with a bit of naughty time.
That's preferable to the bland white room with lots of tubes that go into your natural bodily orifices or have orifices specifically created for them, isn't it?
Tie me to a bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me as I tremble and twitch and tell me it's ok 👀
That's preferable to the bland white room with lots of tubes that go into your natural bodily orifices or have orifices specifically created for them, isn't it?
Weeeeeelllll a bit of imagination can take you a long way… let me get a toolbox.
The joke: the implication that if it were just pizza, the warning would be heeded, however since she has pizza AND garlic bread, it might be worth it.
Thankfully the hot goth girls I’ve met usually want me to assist in sacrificing, so I should be safe
Yeah I had a hot goth girl walk up to me at a concert just a couple days ago and just say yes or no? I said no. I'm also the faithful married type but I'm not convinced all that girl was asking was for sex.