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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It

https://www.theonion.com/whole-foods-closes-6-more-stores-after-customer-tries-b-1850880500

AUSTIN, TX—Ascribing the decision to prioritizing the safety of the chain’s employees and customers, grocery retailer Whole Foods announced Thursday that they would be closing 6 more stores across the country after a customer tried a blueberry without paying for it. “If someone takes even one more blueberry, we’ll be…

Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It

12 comments

InevitableWaffles

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"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.

Hotdogman

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What about all the unpaid wages?

InevitableWaffles

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That's the loophole for the 13th amendment. We all get convicted of theft because we steal to survive then they put us back in our same jobs as wards of the state for no pay. It's the real long game.