Except for the part in prophecy where Jesus is specifically described as being unattractive lol
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him." https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/ISA+53.html#:~:text=He%20had%20no%20beauty%20or,that%20we%20should%20desire%20him.&text=He%20was%20despised%20and%20rejected,and%20we%20esteemed%20him%20not.
I thought those passages meant he had back hair you could get lost in for days but I'm no religious scholar
Honestly before my time, but that was an epic episode. And I remember adjusting color sets…
Nah dude I'm not fucking with my screen settings just cause y'all keep picking weird Jesuses
I'm not gonna speak to the divinity of y'all's Jesuses but mine makes a pretty mean crab enchilada. I think you might be going to the wrong church.
The joke is more about Americans thinking a bronze age man in the middle east looking like a white American or European.
The Iron Age(s) started several hundred years before the Roman conquest of Judaea.
The Hittites in Anatolia, basically next door to the area, were among the first to discover iron working.
Chalk it up to great marketing.
Allegedly based on a portrait of a Borgia for their imaginary savior, white-washing him. Much more palatable for the xenophobic religious zealots.
In all fairness, Jesus was probably an historical figure. Everything built around his life though...
All I’m saying is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There is someone for everyone. Somebody thought that Jesus was one super hot hunk of man meatus.