Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market.

Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market.

Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market. Then make the AI powerpoint itself to raise money, thus outsmarting the competition.

Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush.

Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush.

Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush.

Crypto bro AI advisors for AI service but its paywalled.

Crypto bro AI advisors for AI service but its paywalled.

Crypto bro AI advisors for AI service but its paywalled.

1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password

1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password

1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password

Khan Academy variant called 4khan

Khan Academy variant called 4khan

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/20106491

Someone should make a variant of Khan Academy with the same content (which is under Creative Commons) but no non-libre software, call it 4khan, and list the "4 essential khans" (you khan run the program as you wish for any purpose, etc.) on the homepage

Wiping spray. An aerosol or pump bottle behind the toilet of butt-friendly cleansing liquid to be spritzed on toilet paper for tough jobs or the "finishing touch."

Wiping spray. An aerosol or pump bottle behind the toilet of butt-friendly cleansing liquid to be spritzed on toilet paper for tough jobs or the "finishing touch."

Literally a shitty million dollar idea.

Edit: Cue the bidet users storm.

The Stickinator: A repurposed disinfecting gun full of Kool Aid with an Easy Bake Oven lightbulb

The Stickinator: A repurposed disinfecting gun full of Kool Aid with an Easy Bake Oven lightbulb

Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.

Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.