@phorq
@lemmy.mlExactly, as a man the only thing I care about in regards to milkshake-manliness is if there's whipped cream and a cherry on top! If the waitress forgot it, that means she doesn't respect you and you need to keep ordering until she sees how much lactose you're able to handle as a master of your domain! If you shit yourself, just make sure to tip extra...
Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I've been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!
Hi, welcome to the hidden turmoil support group. My name is phorq and I'm doing fine...
As someone in the process of learning Spanish, some days I just have a mental fog, but I just assume that's part of the process. Like your brain forcing its own rest day. If it came easy everyone would be polyglots.