SLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight.
SLPT Unable to buy the fun fireworks in your state? Make your own by attaching a cardboard tube full of glitter, minerals, and gunpowder to a model rocket.
SLPT Mortgage too expensive? Build an ugly wall around your house. Then charge your neighbors rent for the right to look at your house. The more they pay, the more fence you remove!