Now they would never find the children.
"Having won the elusive prize of receiving police, fire or ambulance assistance from 911, what is your emergency?"
Feels good to be back!
When we finally pulled out the blindfold and baseball bat, she began to tremble and asked "is there a pinata?", to which we replied "it's almost ready, eat up"
My mouth filled with salt water as I realized the cruise ship wasn't turning around.
I started working in elderly care just so I can hear this wondrous noise once again.
In a fit of childish curiosity my two year old pulled the plug.
"It will be over soon," I said as I tightened the noose.
@Slacking
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