I'M HERE WITH YA, BOSS! EVERY DAY I GOTTA TALK SMART AND PLAY DRESS UP LIKE A PROFESSIONAL BUT ALL I WANNA DO IS STAY AT HOME AND CRANK MY HOG IN THE DRIVEWAY WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT!!! MF'IN AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SANTA I'VE BEEN A GOOD MEMBER OF THE PACK! LETS CRANK OUR HOGS TOGETHER WHEN YOU STOP BY! IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU CAN YOU JOIN ME IN THE DRIVEWAY FOR BURNOUTS?!? BRENDA DOESN'T LET ME CRANK MY HOG ON THE ROOF AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!! AROOOOOOO!
DON'T FORGET TO MAKE ROOM FOR STEP ONE BY DROPPING A HUGE LOG! FLUSHED BUT NOT FORGOTTEN I'LL BE BACK LATER TO VISIT THE WATERY TURD GRAVEYARD ON STEP 5!!
AROOOOOOO! I FUCKIN LOVE THE WEEKEND!!!!
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