Just cut to the chase and provide the education. If everyone has access to robust and adequate education then you don't need the test.
My childhood home phone number is more burned into my memory than my current phone number.
Classic protection racket. "Those are some nice files you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to them..."
It's late at night. You cut through Sharon Gardens Cemetery. As you walk past a grave the grass starts to shift and heave. An arm comes out of the ground, followed by a head, shoulders, torso, and the rest of a body. The zombie shuffles to its feet and starts stumbling towards you.
In a shrill voice it says: "A TALENT AGENT IS SITTING IN HIS OFFICE..."
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