Ooooh

It would have been impressive if that was the case, as I don't have a cat

Soapy fresh

I have. They were in the pocket of a hoodie I’d sent through the washing machine. All is well

Feed me?

Found my keys. They went through the washing machine

I can’t find my work keys.

Does anyone know where in my house (they have to be here, I couldn’t leave work unless I had them) I might have put them down?

Morning guys. Market run awaits

Got some left over black pepper beef stir-fry. That sounds good with rice.

There may or may not also be potstickers

Make me a cup of tea, please love?