I like how it starts out ALMOST coherent and legalese, but then quickly derails into unhinged rambling with ACCENTUATED capital WORDS like it MATTERS.
They actually think it does matter.
[...] it DOES matter*
Undeniable FACTS
FACTS
is one of those words where the more adjectives it has, the more power it loses
Legal document SLAMS court.
It’s SUPER effective!
