I must admit, I never considered "keeping people away from your platform" and "self-DDos" as possible candidates, for my social media bullshit bingo

To be fair, having Musk at the helm of one of those should be considered cheating at bullshit bingo. I don't think there's a single week without Musk not doing anything completely idiotic that further sinks the company. Firing programmers by line of code? Answering mails from the press with a poop emoji? Not paying rent for the offices? Twitter blue and its... I don't even know what's that anymore? And the list goes on and on and on.